Crap-zapper

Oh don’t you worry, I won’t subject you that is to my full on exposures you’ll not see the length of my true form even dark God’s require venture outs and vacations from time to time… cease your fearfulness for this is but a brief visit I am not here to either curse, kill or collect so don’t go giving me those dirty looks that I don’t shoot you… Or are you that impatient? But I’ve not the opportunity to oblige you if indeed that is the case or your wish… I’ve been having a right time of it about your plains and earth I am beginning to like, even deeply enjoy it… But don’t look so glum… ...I will come for you and that’s a promise… ...just not today, you adorable human being you!